Take a drink: Every time he mentions the word "sorry" or "apologize."
Take two drinks: Every time he uses the phrase "deeply regret."
Take a shot: Every time he starts to tear up.
Take a drink: If he talks about his family.
Take a shot: If he mentions his sponsors at all.
Take TWO shots: At the beginning of the statement if he's standing in front of a giant corporate logo of some kind.
Drink your entire beer: If he mentions returning to golf within the next three months.
Drink your entire bottle of liquor: If he blames this on a horrible sex addiction that he is powerless to stop.
Drink everything in your house, cry, and curse the death of professional golf: If he announces his retirement.
You could also try our "Ultimate Warrior Challenge" and take a drink every time a flash bulb goes off.
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PEACE!
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